My entire output for today

More from THF:

“Son of a bitch!”

“I don’t know what you’re getting so worked up about. This means you’re your own badass. That’s a good thing!”

“But I don’t want to be a badass! Not unless I’m getting paid large sums of money and leaving the actual badassery to my stunt double.”

That right there constitutes an entire day’s work.

Man, I hope this week gets better.