More from THF:
“Son of a bitch!”
“I don’t know what you’re getting so worked up about. This means you’re your own badass. That’s a good thing!”
“But I don’t want to be a badass! Not unless I’m getting paid large sums of money and leaving the actual badassery to my stunt double.”
That right there constitutes an entire day’s work.
Man, I hope this week gets better.